Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Why Come I Like To Watch 'Cops'

Because War On Terror rhymes with 'moron error'
because poor and unattractive people should get a chance to be on TV.
because I read about this in Fahrenheit 451, and it came true.
because I believe ninety nine percent of the force are decent blue collar working class guys doing a shitty job.
because its better than CSPAN, you get to see policy in action.
because of that catchy reggae tune
because I get a nauseous rush out of shaky camera work
and finally because I got nothin better to do, and I'm not above shadenfreude and voyeurism.

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